Songs

Soak Up The Gun

(Parody of Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun")

(verse)
This guy's a terrorist
He blew up some guy's RV
I can’t believe this guy
He got caught and he's on TV

He didn't kill himself
He didn't kill anyone
But he's going to jail
And he didn't get nothing done

(chorus)
I’m gonna get me a gun
I’m gonna kill everyone
Who pissed me off (I’m gonna show 'em that)
I'm gonna blow 'em away
I'm going to do it today
It will be fun
I’m gonna fire my gun
I’m gonna watch 'em all run

(verse)
I’ve got a crummy job
It don’t pay near enough
To take the shit they dump
All over everything I do

Every time I turn around
Some asshole's gettin in my face
Maybe he won't look so smug
When he's bleeding at my feet
After I have cut him down

(chorus)
I’m gonna get me a gun
I’m gonna kill everyone
Who lied to me (I’m gonna show 'em that)
I'm gonna blow 'em away
I'm going to do it today
It will be fun

(chorus)
I’m gonna get me a gun
I’m gonna kill everyone
Who gets in my way (I’m gonna show 'em that)
I'm gonna blow 'em away
I'm going to do it today
It will be fun

(end)
I’ve gotten more guns
Got my .45 on
So let the killin' begin...

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